A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

By C. H. Dalton

A examine the races of the realm via a adorable bigot, shooting the proud historical past and brilliant way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet ?C. H. Dalton,? a professor of racialist reports and a professional on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. offering proof that everybody can be hated, A functional consultant to Racism comprises glowing bits of knowledge on such matters as:

· the great lifestyles loved via blacks, who shuffle via lifestyles unhindered by way of the white man?s burdens, to turn into comprehensive athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
· the unhappy tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose complete recognition is sullied by way of their style for the blood of Christian babies
· an in depth examine the weird, sweet-smelling race referred to as ?women,? who're no longer first-class at anything?especially ruling the loose world
· a vital guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're prone to blow up at any time. Literally.

together with a complete word list of undying epithets, with hundreds of thousands of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews, A useful consultant to Racism is a necessary box consultant for our multicultural world.

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