America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

E-book shop state, within the historical past of mankind there hasn't ever been a better nation than the United States. you may say we're the number one country at being the easiest at greatness.

But as excellent as the US is in each method, the US is damaged! And we can't trade it simply because we're 236 years previous the 30-day go back window. glance around--we don't make whatever anymore, we've mortgaged our destiny to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief is going on global excursions simply to bow prior to international leaders. Worse, the L. A. 4 Seasons resort doesn't actually have a committed cellphone button for the Spa. you need to dial an extension! the place did we lose our means? !

It's excessive time we restored the USA to the greatness it by no means lost!

Luckily, the USA back will singlebookedly pull this kingdom again from the edge. It good points every little thing from chapters, to web page numbers, to fonts. protecting subject's starting from healthcare ("I shudder to imagine the place we'd be with out the wide range of prescribed drugs to regard our maladies, equivalent to think-shuddering" ) to the financial system ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're delivery them to the chinese language to make our lemon-flavored leadonade" ) to nutrients ("Feel loose to deep fry this book-it's a wealthy resource of fiber" ), Stephen supplies the USA the dose of fact it must come back on target.

Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl, Book 13)

Welcome to manhattan City's higher East part, the place my neighbors and that i reside, visit university, play, and sleep-sometimes with one another. It's a luxe existence, yet someone's acquired to dwell it . . . until eventually they die.

So starts off Gossip woman, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and improved slasher variation of the 1st groundbreaking Gossip lady novel, that includes all new grisly scenes and over-the-top gore by way of no 1 ny occasions bestselling writer Cecily von Ziegesar.

Just as within the unique tale, Serena returns from boarding institution hoping to make amends along with her BFF Blair Waldorf--things simply haven't been a similar seeing that Nate Archibald got here among them. yet here's the place our darkish story takes a flip: Serena makes a decision that the single approach for her to make issues correct with Blair is to dispose of Nate. If that suggests killing him, good, c'est los angeles vie. Her tried homicide doesn't cross omitted via Blair, even if, who isn't approximately to permit Serena kill whoever she wants-not whilst there's Cyrus Rose and Chuck Bass and Titi Coates and everybody else who's ever annoyed Blair to put off first. ..

American Psycho's Patrick Bateman has met his fit in Manhattan's most up-to-date, most lovely trendsetting serial killers, Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen.

The Life of Insects

In a worldly demonstrate of allegory, fable, and philosophical inquiry, Victor Pelevin creates an Ovidian, shape-shifting global that by no means fails to resonate on a number of strata with our personal. The lifetime of bugs opens with a trio of investors--two Russians and one American--discussing enterprise customers within the Crimea, whilst, all of sudden, they demonstrate themselves to be mosquitoes looking for hemoglobin and glucose.

Disorderly Conduct: Verbatim Excerpts from Actual Cases

"(A) choice of hilarious outtakes from court docket occasions. . . . The humor derives from laypersons--prisoners, witnesses, jurors--who produce a wealth of banalities and fake pas, or from attorneys and judges, whose pomposity and long-windedness beg to be deflated. "--Booklist.