Arche Noah, Touristenklasse. Satiren aus Israel. by Ephraim Kishon

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Botoni hörte gespannt zu. Nach einer kleinen Weile sagte er: 40 »Das ist aber eine rechte Gedankenlosigkeit von uns! « Wir umarmten einander herzlich, denn im Grunde waren wir Busenfreunde, alle drei. Dann gingen wir alle drei zu Midad und Schulamith, um ihnen unsern Plan für einen schönen, gemeinsamen Sederabend zu unterbreiten. Midads und Schulamiths Augen leuchteten auf. Schulamith klatschte sogar vor Freude in die Hände: »Fein! « Wir glotzten. Alle? Wir alle? Zum Nachtmahl? Nur so? Da steckt etwas dahinter!

Die waschenden Mütter mischten sich unter die Wunderkinder. An der Küste Amerikas herrschte Mondfinsternis. Die Ziegen bereiteten sich zur Bar-Mizwah vor … Als ich aufsah, waren wir allein in der Wohnung. Um so besser. So konnten meine Frau und ich alles in Ruhe arrangieren. Eine Viertelstunde später waren wir im Besitze von zweiunddreißig Bildern in handlichem Format. Wir werden eine Galerie im Zentrum der Stadt eröffnen. 60 Unter den großen Leistungen, auf die sich unser junger Staat berufen darf, ist die größte zweifellos die, daß es bei uns kein Fernsehen gibt.

Wir werden also zum Seder zu euch kommen«, schloß Dwora unbarmherzig ab. « »Nicht gut«, erwiderte ich mühsam. »Es klingt vielleicht ein bißchen dumm, aber auch unser elektrischer Dampftopf ist hin. Eine wahre Schicksalsironie. Ein Treppenwitz der Weltgeschichte. Aber was hilft’s …« Samson und Dwora wechselten ein paar stumme Blicke. »In der letzten Zeit«, fuhr ich einigermaßen verlegen fort, »hört man immer wieder von geplatzten Dampftöpfen. Sie platzen im ganzen Land. « Langes, ausführliches Schweigen entstand.

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