By Berkeley Breathed
Specifically formatted electronic variation! gathering each strip from January 1,1989, via December 31,1989, in chronological order, with a brand new hide insert by way of Breathed. Berkeley Breathed’s Bloom County burst onto the yank comedian scene in December 1980 and it quickly grew to become some of the most renowned comedian strips of all time. The endearing and quirky denizens of the strip incorporated Milo Bloom, Steve Dallas, Michael Binkley, Cutter John, invoice the Cat, and Opus the Penguin. Bloom County was once a strip that handled many concerns appropriate to the interval. Occasional Context comments’ are extra all through this assortment
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Don’t dress like one. ME: Got it. JERID: Also, don’t use your pencil case. No one uses pencil cases. ME: Then what am I gonna hold my pencils in?? JERID: Your backpack. ME: Then what’s gonna protect them from the pee and period blood? JERID: What? ME: My life is different than yours. The next morning I woke up extra early so I could pick out something to wear that didn’t make me look like a total idiot. FOUND IT! My SeaWorld shirt that had three dolphins swimming in a circle with the words “Poetry in Motion” on it.
ME: What?! I wasn’t eating! I never eat! I just have fat genes! Isn’t that weird how you never see a fat kid eat? We always do it in private, as if we are fooling anyone. How sad. As my eyes started adjusting to the darkness of the kitchen I saw that it was Jerid. JERID: Hey, man. Can we talk about something? ME: Seriously, I have no idea who is peeing in your closet, but if you want, I’ll help you look for them. It’s most likely the same asshole who keeps eating the Hamburger Helper in the middle of the night.
As it was the day of the Lord, they would usually steer clear of anything too experimental. But this particular Sunday morning was different. Instead of spending my day trying to catch a glimpse of Veronica’s asshole (I’m not sure if that was her name, but it’s nice to give a name to the people you spy on. ), I was interrupted by my mom, who burst into my room with an enormous smile on her face and a Bible in her hand. It was as if she had discovered the meaning of life, and I was the first person she was going to tell.